Christmas Time Is Here

As you all know, it is time for Christmas! And not too long ago, it was my birthday! So take that

all you people that have birthdays in the summer. I get a present overload!

Anyways, there is this kid that I know, he is sooooo full of himself. Once I asked him like fifty times

if I could swing on the one he was using. And he kept on telling me no. Then this other kid in my class

came along and he asked for a swing. So then the kid on the swing was like sure you can have it. If I

were Santa, I would give that kid nothing but coal in his stockings. What an idiot.

There's another kid that deserves coal in his stocking. Thomas, a.k.a., the snobbiest kid in my

class that I've ever known. He pushed me just to get a kickball, and then he missed it. And then he

started acting like he was a one man team. He also said to my friend, Catherine and I's face, "Well I'm

the only good player on this team. So I'm trying to win." And then Catherine and I were all like " If that's

how it's gonna be with you, fine. You do all the work, we'll just stand back and watch." And another

time, Thomas was with his mom, a softball coach, at a softball field. For the record, softball is only

played by girls. So Thomas just walked up to Catherine and some of her teammates and said,

"Girls stink at sports. Boys are way better at them." So then Catherine just walked up to Thomas'

mom and told on him. Then, Thomas' face turned a bright red. It was hilarious. Can you spell coal for

Christmas?

And there are probably plenty of other kids that might get coal for Christmas. I just don't know

them.

On the other hand, I know what I want for Christmas. There are these two books that I checked

out from a library and loved. One is called The It Girl's Guide To Blogging With Moxie. I'm still

reading it, but so far so good. It's all about how blogging can be cool. Except they phrase words in a

way that the less tech-savvy girls can understand. I would also like the book, The Complete Guide to

Manicures and Pedicures. It's filled with information on how to take care of hands and feet, giving

yourself an amazing pedicure, and even what a spa pedicure's steps are. Quite the book for those

of us it girls tat love to have style, right down to our nails.

So be good, so that you may get your desires from old St. Nick.

Art Creations by Meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I admit that I'm the one posting all the comics. I'll get some publicity already okay?

Anyways, today I've decided to talk about art. Just yesterday I made the following things using my modeling clay. I made a snowman, a frosted doughnut, and a Indian dudes face with clay hair!!!!!! But I need to fix the snowman. And at school, for science we nad to do a project on a randomly assigned biome. A biome is a large ecosystem, just so you know. And an ecosystem is a place where plants and animals can live together in peace. Anyways, my groups project biome was the ocean. And for every groups project, they had to build a three dimensional model. And, personally, I think that my groups project model was the best by far. We worked soooooooooooo hard, what with all the glitter painting, hanging all the toy fish, and making everything look perfect. Pure artistic genius I tell you. It could have looked better if we hadn't used as much glitter paint on the top (pretty, shiny). But it still looks pretty. I'm soooooo proud of it!!!! I'm sure we'll do good. You see, I'm a little worried because that one project counts for half of our final grade. That's right. 50% of my final grade. So I have reason to be scared.

The Nature Spa

Y0u remember that spa thingy I told you about. It's called The Nature Spa. I hope that Miss Suetter will allow us to recieve any payment for our massages. I think she would. If we do do The Nature Spa, than I can make us some buisness cards. I can also get us some lotion. And every now and then, I can get us a massage magazine. It's a really cool magazine. It has instructions on how to do a wrap. Cooooooooool. Not that I can do a wrap at school. *sigh*

I also need to start making a spa newsletter.We could publish all of our new stuff. I'm sooooooooooo glad to be the Spas seceretary. It's soooo fun writing down appointments. I also get to record our budget. I think. It is a seceratary's job to do that right????? Yeah I'm pretty sure that seceratarys do that.

The Haunting Hour

Last night I watched this movie called The Haunting Hour.It's by R. L. Stine. It wasn't very scary just a little bit. I soooo was dissapointed by my Dad. He didn't even stay up for the scary part. He didn't even see the pizza guy get caught in a sac. Not even the story. Much less the disgusting monster babies.The monster babies were almost like leeches. With little legs and sharper teeth and eyes. Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. But now I keep having the urge to read Edgar Allen Poe. He writes scary stories and poems. I've read one called The Raven. I didn't understand a word of it but it was still cool.

Forth Grade

This year I'm going into the fourth grade. I'll finally get a locker! I'll also get the youngest teacher in the entire school! In the fourth and fifth grades, every year they take a trip to some chosen place. I also have a different teacher for science.
I also get to go to fifth grade math. In fifth grade math, you have biiiiiiig textbooks. And for homework, you have a lot of questions. Sometimes you have thirty. And other times you have one hundred questions. The tests are probably going to be killers. In the fifth grade, Kyle has to toughen up.
Kyle is this big softie in my class. He's normally a pretty nice kid but stay away from him when the teacher passes out tests. When he gets an f on a test, he bawled for twenty minutes. When he got a b he cried for two minutes. In the fourth grade if you say you don't get a question, you're in for it. Miss Sueter will ask what part do you not get. Kyle always says I don't get it. And then Mrs. Anderson will give him the most obvious clue in the world, and he still won't get it. In the fourth grade if Kyle says that then Miss sueter will say in that case I can't help you. Grow up Kyle. Grow up.

Boys Who Have A Crush On Me

At the pool party, Drew (this obnoxious boy) tried to destroy my head with a rubber ball. He definetly has a crush on me. Freak. And this kid who's like two years younger than me has a crush on me. He says cheesy lines that make me want to punch him. And when I was like 4 this kid that I had a crush on myself, he sat next to me when the other boys were teasing me. I ran away. I have a terrible education in boy language. At least none of my friends read celebrity teenage magazines.

I used to have a crush on Drew but I don't anymore. Eventually he'll get it. I hope. If not my teenage social life may get a little awkward. Yikes.

In the second grade I had a crush on Thomas. I most certainly do not have a crush on him.

I have never ever had a crush on cheesy line kid and as long as I have sanity I will not. I mean that's just unnaturall. And disgusting.*shivers in disgustment*

That movie Eclipse, the third Twilight movie, I sooooooooo want to see it. But first I must see the first see the first two movies.

Pool Party

You'll never guess what I'm going to do tonight. I'm going to a pool party!!!!!! The time is from 5:30 to either 7:00 or 7:30. I hope my friend Bonnie is there. She probably can't. She's graduated from the church program that's hosting the party. But at least Bethany will probably be there. I hope. Even if she's not, at least I will eat pizza.

I just finished dancing to this cd called Kids Bop Halloween. It was sooooo fun. But now I'm extremely tired. I need some fuel.

Right now on Disney Channel they're showing this movie called Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior. It's a really good movie. But don't expect a review from me. I'm a blogger, not a review person for the New York Times. So toooooo bad.

I wonder when someone will finally come to my website.

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