Palladio's Plump and Shine Lip Gloss

Okay, I've decided to start writing reviews on products that I've tested. Today, I'm writing a review on Palladio's Plump and Shine Lip Gloss.

I have to admit. I'm obsessed with lip gloss, lip balm, and all things dedicated to your lips. So on Saturday, I was shopping at this beauty shop called Ulta, and I figured it was the perfect time to buy myself a new tube of lip gloss. I like shiny gloss, so Palladio's Plump and Shine Lip Gloss seemed like the thing for me to buy.

And now the moment you've all been waiting for: my review!!!!!

Price: about $6 including tax.

Appearance: oh so shiny and sleek looking

Smell: this gloss has the inevitable smell of vanilla and shea butter

Glide: you need to swipe lightly and get some off on the top

Extras: this gloss' application is brush-on, and the bottle is twist on. I can't imagine the mess if the top was snap-on!

Overall: this gloss is not too bad, just a little over-moist

Rating: 4.95 out of 5 swipes

Sasha

You remember my cat, Sasha? She's eeeeeeeevvviiiiiillllll! Just last night I was petting her, and all of a sudden, she nicked me! Right above the eyebrow. And the night before, I was carrying her so that I could tell my mom I was ready for bed. Then Sasha started biting my thumb, but I didn't mind. then she was like " Mrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww!" So I just squeezed her a bit tighter. Then she jumped and attacked me! I saw a claw coming for my eye, so I just closed my eye. So now, thanks to that cat, I have a long, deep, scratch so close to my eye, I can almost imagine it being on my eye.

That cat is sometimes more trouble than I can bear. She has scratched me soooooo many times that I have lost count. In fact, I lost count last year! At one point, Sasha made a huge score down my left pointer finger. It was so long, that I could barely write at school. It was so deep that I could put the white part of my thumbnail in there. Then it was also extremely pussy. Can you spell disgusting? Cuz back then I sure could.

For some reason, Sasha like to attack my legs while I'm in my closet. It's because of that that I now have not one but two long scratches down my shin. Each time I got those scratches, it burned soooo bad that I couldn't run for a little while. That fiend! She's so mean to me! I just try to be nice to her, and she attacks me!

The New Wish List For You

Okay, so I was just sitting on my computer chair,waiting for an idea, when it struck me. I'll bet that some of you guys don't know about some of the latest gadgets to add to your wish list.

For those of you that don't have one, you should really ask for an Ipod touch or even an Ipad. These babies are the latest in Apple technology. There are hundreds of games to play, thousands of songs to download, and even books to read. Interested yet? I'm not finished. With a new upgrade, you can simply drag one app on top of another, and voila! You have space saving folders! That can especially be a good thing if your Ipod or Ipad doesn't have many g's.

One of my favorite Christmas presents is a magazine subscription. There are so many magazines to choose from, there's some type of magazine for everyone. For cat-lovers like me, there's Cat Fancy. For the younger explorers, their faces will light up when they see their first National Geographic issue. And there are sooooooooooo many more.

The last thing that I would recommend is a Nintendo DSI XL. These are the bomb, ya'll! With a larger screen than ever before, the DSI is the ultimate gaming system. You can take pictures, and then edit them in a hilarious way, record vices and sound to a different pitch, and still play DS games the old fashioned way.

So, I'll bet that by now you're editing your wish list. Well you can thank me with a comment. I know, I've been a big help. Bye for now!

Christmas Time Is Here

As you all know, it is time for Christmas! And not too long ago, it was my birthday! So take that

all you people that have birthdays in the summer. I get a present overload!

Anyways, there is this kid that I know, he is sooooo full of himself. Once I asked him like fifty times

if I could swing on the one he was using. And he kept on telling me no. Then this other kid in my class

came along and he asked for a swing. So then the kid on the swing was like sure you can have it. If I

were Santa, I would give that kid nothing but coal in his stockings. What an idiot.

There's another kid that deserves coal in his stocking. Thomas, a.k.a., the snobbiest kid in my

class that I've ever known. He pushed me just to get a kickball, and then he missed it. And then he

started acting like he was a one man team. He also said to my friend, Catherine and I's face, "Well I'm

the only good player on this team. So I'm trying to win." And then Catherine and I were all like " If that's

how it's gonna be with you, fine. You do all the work, we'll just stand back and watch." And another

time, Thomas was with his mom, a softball coach, at a softball field. For the record, softball is only

played by girls. So Thomas just walked up to Catherine and some of her teammates and said,

"Girls stink at sports. Boys are way better at them." So then Catherine just walked up to Thomas'

mom and told on him. Then, Thomas' face turned a bright red. It was hilarious. Can you spell coal for

Christmas?

And there are probably plenty of other kids that might get coal for Christmas. I just don't know

them.

On the other hand, I know what I want for Christmas. There are these two books that I checked

out from a library and loved. One is called The It Girl's Guide To Blogging With Moxie. I'm still

reading it, but so far so good. It's all about how blogging can be cool. Except they phrase words in a

way that the less tech-savvy girls can understand. I would also like the book, The Complete Guide to

Manicures and Pedicures. It's filled with information on how to take care of hands and feet, giving

yourself an amazing pedicure, and even what a spa pedicure's steps are. Quite the book for those

of us it girls tat love to have style, right down to our nails.

So be good, so that you may get your desires from old St. Nick.