Palladio's Plump and Shine Lip Gloss

Okay, I've decided to start writing reviews on products that I've tested. Today, I'm writing a review on Palladio's Plump and Shine Lip Gloss.

I have to admit. I'm obsessed with lip gloss, lip balm, and all things dedicated to your lips. So on Saturday, I was shopping at this beauty shop called Ulta, and I figured it was the perfect time to buy myself a new tube of lip gloss. I like shiny gloss, so Palladio's Plump and Shine Lip Gloss seemed like the thing for me to buy.

And now the moment you've all been waiting for: my review!!!!!

Price: about $6 including tax.

Appearance: oh so shiny and sleek looking

Smell: this gloss has the inevitable smell of vanilla and shea butter

Glide: you need to swipe lightly and get some off on the top

Extras: this gloss' application is brush-on, and the bottle is twist on. I can't imagine the mess if the top was snap-on!

Overall: this gloss is not too bad, just a little over-moist

Rating: 4.95 out of 5 swipes

Sasha

You remember my cat, Sasha? She's eeeeeeeevvviiiiiillllll! Just last night I was petting her, and all of a sudden, she nicked me! Right above the eyebrow. And the night before, I was carrying her so that I could tell my mom I was ready for bed. Then Sasha started biting my thumb, but I didn't mind. then she was like " Mrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww!" So I just squeezed her a bit tighter. Then she jumped and attacked me! I saw a claw coming for my eye, so I just closed my eye. So now, thanks to that cat, I have a long, deep, scratch so close to my eye, I can almost imagine it being on my eye.

That cat is sometimes more trouble than I can bear. She has scratched me soooooo many times that I have lost count. In fact, I lost count last year! At one point, Sasha made a huge score down my left pointer finger. It was so long, that I could barely write at school. It was so deep that I could put the white part of my thumbnail in there. Then it was also extremely pussy. Can you spell disgusting? Cuz back then I sure could.

For some reason, Sasha like to attack my legs while I'm in my closet. It's because of that that I now have not one but two long scratches down my shin. Each time I got those scratches, it burned soooo bad that I couldn't run for a little while. That fiend! She's so mean to me! I just try to be nice to her, and she attacks me!

The New Wish List For You

Okay, so I was just sitting on my computer chair,waiting for an idea, when it struck me. I'll bet that some of you guys don't know about some of the latest gadgets to add to your wish list.

For those of you that don't have one, you should really ask for an Ipod touch or even an Ipad. These babies are the latest in Apple technology. There are hundreds of games to play, thousands of songs to download, and even books to read. Interested yet? I'm not finished. With a new upgrade, you can simply drag one app on top of another, and voila! You have space saving folders! That can especially be a good thing if your Ipod or Ipad doesn't have many g's.

One of my favorite Christmas presents is a magazine subscription. There are so many magazines to choose from, there's some type of magazine for everyone. For cat-lovers like me, there's Cat Fancy. For the younger explorers, their faces will light up when they see their first National Geographic issue. And there are sooooooooooo many more.

The last thing that I would recommend is a Nintendo DSI XL. These are the bomb, ya'll! With a larger screen than ever before, the DSI is the ultimate gaming system. You can take pictures, and then edit them in a hilarious way, record vices and sound to a different pitch, and still play DS games the old fashioned way.

So, I'll bet that by now you're editing your wish list. Well you can thank me with a comment. I know, I've been a big help. Bye for now!

Christmas Time Is Here

As you all know, it is time for Christmas! And not too long ago, it was my birthday! So take that

all you people that have birthdays in the summer. I get a present overload!

Anyways, there is this kid that I know, he is sooooo full of himself. Once I asked him like fifty times

if I could swing on the one he was using. And he kept on telling me no. Then this other kid in my class

came along and he asked for a swing. So then the kid on the swing was like sure you can have it. If I

were Santa, I would give that kid nothing but coal in his stockings. What an idiot.

There's another kid that deserves coal in his stocking. Thomas, a.k.a., the snobbiest kid in my

class that I've ever known. He pushed me just to get a kickball, and then he missed it. And then he

started acting like he was a one man team. He also said to my friend, Catherine and I's face, "Well I'm

the only good player on this team. So I'm trying to win." And then Catherine and I were all like " If that's

how it's gonna be with you, fine. You do all the work, we'll just stand back and watch." And another

time, Thomas was with his mom, a softball coach, at a softball field. For the record, softball is only

played by girls. So Thomas just walked up to Catherine and some of her teammates and said,

"Girls stink at sports. Boys are way better at them." So then Catherine just walked up to Thomas'

mom and told on him. Then, Thomas' face turned a bright red. It was hilarious. Can you spell coal for

Christmas?

And there are probably plenty of other kids that might get coal for Christmas. I just don't know

them.

On the other hand, I know what I want for Christmas. There are these two books that I checked

out from a library and loved. One is called The It Girl's Guide To Blogging With Moxie. I'm still

reading it, but so far so good. It's all about how blogging can be cool. Except they phrase words in a

way that the less tech-savvy girls can understand. I would also like the book, The Complete Guide to

Manicures and Pedicures. It's filled with information on how to take care of hands and feet, giving

yourself an amazing pedicure, and even what a spa pedicure's steps are. Quite the book for those

of us it girls tat love to have style, right down to our nails.

So be good, so that you may get your desires from old St. Nick.

Art Creations by Meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I admit that I'm the one posting all the comics. I'll get some publicity already okay?

Anyways, today I've decided to talk about art. Just yesterday I made the following things using my modeling clay. I made a snowman, a frosted doughnut, and a Indian dudes face with clay hair!!!!!! But I need to fix the snowman. And at school, for science we nad to do a project on a randomly assigned biome. A biome is a large ecosystem, just so you know. And an ecosystem is a place where plants and animals can live together in peace. Anyways, my groups project biome was the ocean. And for every groups project, they had to build a three dimensional model. And, personally, I think that my groups project model was the best by far. We worked soooooooooooo hard, what with all the glitter painting, hanging all the toy fish, and making everything look perfect. Pure artistic genius I tell you. It could have looked better if we hadn't used as much glitter paint on the top (pretty, shiny). But it still looks pretty. I'm soooooo proud of it!!!! I'm sure we'll do good. You see, I'm a little worried because that one project counts for half of our final grade. That's right. 50% of my final grade. So I have reason to be scared.

The Nature Spa

Y0u remember that spa thingy I told you about. It's called The Nature Spa. I hope that Miss Suetter will allow us to recieve any payment for our massages. I think she would. If we do do The Nature Spa, than I can make us some buisness cards. I can also get us some lotion. And every now and then, I can get us a massage magazine. It's a really cool magazine. It has instructions on how to do a wrap. Cooooooooool. Not that I can do a wrap at school. *sigh*

I also need to start making a spa newsletter.We could publish all of our new stuff. I'm sooooooooooo glad to be the Spas seceretary. It's soooo fun writing down appointments. I also get to record our budget. I think. It is a seceratary's job to do that right????? Yeah I'm pretty sure that seceratarys do that.

The Haunting Hour

Last night I watched this movie called The Haunting Hour.It's by R. L. Stine. It wasn't very scary just a little bit. I soooo was dissapointed by my Dad. He didn't even stay up for the scary part. He didn't even see the pizza guy get caught in a sac. Not even the story. Much less the disgusting monster babies.The monster babies were almost like leeches. With little legs and sharper teeth and eyes. Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. But now I keep having the urge to read Edgar Allen Poe. He writes scary stories and poems. I've read one called The Raven. I didn't understand a word of it but it was still cool.

Forth Grade

This year I'm going into the fourth grade. I'll finally get a locker! I'll also get the youngest teacher in the entire school! In the fourth and fifth grades, every year they take a trip to some chosen place. I also have a different teacher for science.
I also get to go to fifth grade math. In fifth grade math, you have biiiiiiig textbooks. And for homework, you have a lot of questions. Sometimes you have thirty. And other times you have one hundred questions. The tests are probably going to be killers. In the fifth grade, Kyle has to toughen up.
Kyle is this big softie in my class. He's normally a pretty nice kid but stay away from him when the teacher passes out tests. When he gets an f on a test, he bawled for twenty minutes. When he got a b he cried for two minutes. In the fourth grade if you say you don't get a question, you're in for it. Miss Sueter will ask what part do you not get. Kyle always says I don't get it. And then Mrs. Anderson will give him the most obvious clue in the world, and he still won't get it. In the fourth grade if Kyle says that then Miss sueter will say in that case I can't help you. Grow up Kyle. Grow up.

Boys Who Have A Crush On Me

At the pool party, Drew (this obnoxious boy) tried to destroy my head with a rubber ball. He definetly has a crush on me. Freak. And this kid who's like two years younger than me has a crush on me. He says cheesy lines that make me want to punch him. And when I was like 4 this kid that I had a crush on myself, he sat next to me when the other boys were teasing me. I ran away. I have a terrible education in boy language. At least none of my friends read celebrity teenage magazines.

I used to have a crush on Drew but I don't anymore. Eventually he'll get it. I hope. If not my teenage social life may get a little awkward. Yikes.

In the second grade I had a crush on Thomas. I most certainly do not have a crush on him.

I have never ever had a crush on cheesy line kid and as long as I have sanity I will not. I mean that's just unnaturall. And disgusting.*shivers in disgustment*

That movie Eclipse, the third Twilight movie, I sooooooooo want to see it. But first I must see the first see the first two movies.

Pool Party

You'll never guess what I'm going to do tonight. I'm going to a pool party!!!!!! The time is from 5:30 to either 7:00 or 7:30. I hope my friend Bonnie is there. She probably can't. She's graduated from the church program that's hosting the party. But at least Bethany will probably be there. I hope. Even if she's not, at least I will eat pizza.

I just finished dancing to this cd called Kids Bop Halloween. It was sooooo fun. But now I'm extremely tired. I need some fuel.

Right now on Disney Channel they're showing this movie called Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior. It's a really good movie. But don't expect a review from me. I'm a blogger, not a review person for the New York Times. So toooooo bad.

I wonder when someone will finally come to my website.

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Vacation So Far

Hey, I'm back! This is the first time that I have ever blogged two days in a row. Today me and mom are going to Target. We're going to get me a chair for my desk. Even though it's the middle of the summer. And I don't go to summer school. Soooooooooooooooooo......... Yesterday I told you how me and mom got those curlers. At that shop Ulta. I admit that I used them for my third grade class picture.

This week my mom and I are going to get me an e-mail address. I know. I'm nine and a half and I don't have my own e-mail address. Lame. But Catherine has an e-mail address and she forgot it.

In two weeks, Mom, Dad and I are going to Fort John Tanner for our annual week-long vacation. We went to Fort John Tanner four years ago. It was so cool. They have a mini golf course right next to the lake. I bet Dad's dissapointed though. He wanted to go to the ocean. But I told him that would be hard. Trying to find a place right by the ocean. Where there were spots for campers.

My uncle J. sold the old camper for a better one. The bottom bunk in my "room" is a couch. And my room has a T.V. stand. It is going to be so cool. I want to go camping. I also want this cat at Petco named Ginger.

She was soooo nice and friendly and cute. She's awesome!!!! They also have these two kittens. One looks a lot like Sasha. She is Shelly. The other Shell's twin, looks nothing like his sister, nor his namesake. He's a tortie named Garfield Jr. Maybe he's just lazy.

Well I'll give you an update later. See you after Target!!!!!!

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Things that Are Cool

Sorry I have not blogged in so long. Guess what? I have braces!!!!! Major bummer huh? Anyways its the 29 of June. Right now I am listening to the Beatles on mom's ipod. Right now it's playing Oh! Darling. You'll never guess what mom and grand mom got us tickets to. The musical Cats!!!!!!! It's going to be awesome. When school starts, Catherine, Kelly and I are starting a massage buisness. I'm going to ask Catherine( who by thee way is the president of our buisness ) if my blog can sponsor the company. It would give my blog major publicity.

These days, my family is doing this 10 minute workout. I am dad's personal trainer. On the fourth of July, dad is running this 6 mile race. When he gets in the car to go home after the race, the car starts smelling like sweat and perspiration. While dad is running 6 miles, I am sitting on the edge of a church eating donuts.

Today I started reading a book full of Cathy comics. In the 1985 section, they had five different designer comics. Maybe six. They had Designer Labels, Designer Food, Designer Coffee, Designer Kitchens, Designer Water and Designer Carry-Out. The designer food fancy food and people obsessing over mesquite food when all Cathy wanted was a potato chip. The designer water had a restraunt that had so much super fancy water that the kitchen had no room for food. In designer labels, Cathy's boyfriend says all the brand names of fancy gadgets, yet, he cut off the label of his jeans. He hates people who broadcast the names of their stuff. You get the point.

Right now I am watching Hannah Montana. It's been like an hour since I started this post. To bad no one is ever going to read it.

Have you ever heard of coke rewards? Well mom has an account for it. We have enough points for me to get a subscription to Teen Vogue. If mom says so. Or maybe we can get this thing where you rent a movie at Blockbuster and get one free. But I want to get some tickets for Mom,Dad and I to go to coke World. Or even a subscription to Fitness magazine. Or even a gift card to Ulta. Ulta is a beauty shop.

Once me and mom went to Ulta. We only got one thing that I refuse to tell you what it is. So to bad. Ok, fine. We got some foam curlers.

Yesterday, at my Grandmom's, grandad and I watched one of my favorite shows, The Price Is Right. Today the lady won some cookware, a computer, a mini keyboard, and first class tickets to Alpulco. At Alpulco she stayed at a 5 star hotel for 6 nights. Then she spent 2 nights cruising around Alpulco on a private yacht. Lucky.

The girl who won the stuff has a Twitter acount. Because of Twitter 600,000 people know her and her life's story.